Around here, the only meal we all regularly sit down to is "lunch". This is anywhere from noonish to fourish. This is when we all seem to be together in the same space and staring into the frig with hungry eyes. This is also the time when we sit down, share the newspaper (yes, we read the newspaper...although these days it should be labeled the adpaper...oh well.) These days, there are two topics...unemployment for the youth and "touching junk".
At the risk of offending a whole bunch of people we chuffed a lot about the new TSA rules. Please understand that we are all over 50, except for The Princess...she doesn't count in this discussion-(we told her so) as she has a body that used to be described as Va VA VOOM! and we ARE NOT politically correct, so. It's the rest of us that got flummed by all of the noise so as usual we decided to chat about it.
Now, our chats get fairly loud and boisterous...none of this quietude while we eat as I was raised with. So we were discussing what we would do when next we board the aluminum tube.
Toothless, he used to be in service as a search and rescue...he said, go ahead touch my junk...but don't be too surprised if I return the favor...what is sauce for the goose and all that. We all chimed in and let him know that they might have a hard time finding it...
Denim Doll...she is little, petite and tends to dress in a LOT of clothes...cold I guess...she decided that she would just do a strip there at the airport and if she got arrested it would be the most fun she had had since...
Missy, well she used to be a perimeter guard and she can hardly stand still for more than two minutes so she decided she would wear a body suit and put everything into her carry on...now her shape is tall, thin and energetic and she would be one to just tell everyone to get on with it and let her be.
The Irish Cop said...l e t t h e m t r y
The Mouth...now she is usually as dim as a Toc H lamp when it comes to her surroundings...she would rather run and ask questions later...her comment centered around her statement that if they used a full body scanner on her they would have to look a little bit (or a lot) lower for some her anatomy than on a young sprite.
The Geezer...well he didn't voice his opinion...strange that was - he always has one.
Me...I vote with Demin Doll...it may also be the LAST time they ever use those things.
Also, wasn't the last threat a computer PRINTER that was in the hold!!!!!!!
Le Conteur
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